You’re right. You might have settled with them, but you haven’t settled with me. I’m gonna travel the country making every hospital worker who’s ever been infected by a needle stick my client. Every mother who’s lost a child, every child who’s lost a parent…I’m gonna put them on the stand, and I’m gonna tell them your client has a needle that could have prevented it from ever happening, but he keeps it locked up because it costs too much to make. Trust me, you’re about to see just how ordinary I can be.

arcticmonkeysus:

You Know I’m No Good (Amy Winehouse cover)

celticfrosting:

i can hardly choose my favourite song let alone a career

(Source: mineevans)

meninblazers:

In a strategic mistake par excellence, Spanish defender/Val Kilmer look alike, Sergio Ramos has cut his hair ahead of Euro 2012.  Did he not see what happened to Torres in World Cup 2010? (via @twjbeck)

17/100 pictures of Chris Evans

Coldplay performs Charlie Brown at Emirates Stadium

(Source: invincibles)

“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”

(Source: willtana)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(Source: ohyeahcevans)